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I'm a mighty pirate! - </I></div> <div> <I>Guybrush </I></div> <div> <I> <a href="HTMLobj-736/Monkey-_.txt"><img align="bottom" border="0" width="91" height="200" src="HTMLobj-736/brazier.jpg"></a>  </I></div> <div> <I>Wherever you go, </I></div> <div> <I>On sea or land, </I></div> <div> <I>You can never escape, </I></div> <div> <I>From Largo LeGrande! - </I></div> <div> <I>Largo LeGrande </I></div> <div> <I> <a href="HTMLobj-738/Monkey-_.txt"><img align="bottom" border="0" width="320" height="200" src="HTMLobj-738/guybrush_dangled_by_Largo.jpg"></a>  </I></div> <div> <I>Why do you molest my kitchen!?! </I></div> <div> <I>Lua Bar Chef </I></div> <div> <I> <a href="HTMLobj-740/Monkey-_.txt"><img align="bottom" border="0" width="73" height="154" src="HTMLobj-740/cook4.gif"></a>  </I></div> <div> <I>Look behind you, a three headed monkey! - </I></div> <div> <I>Guybrush </I></div> <div> <I> <a href="HTMLobj-745/Monkey-_.txt"><img align="bottom" border="0" width="38" height="43" src="HTMLobj-745/3headmon.gif"></a>  </I></div> <div> <I>Good times! Free Grog! - </I></div> <div> <I>Charles L Charles </I></div> <div> <I> <a href="HTMLobj-747/Monkey-_.txt"><img align="bottom" border="0" width="173" height="275" src="HTMLobj-747/Charles_L_Charles.gif"></a>  </I></div> <div> <I>All I have is a rubber chicken - </I></div> <div> <I>Guybrush </I></div> <div> <I> <a href="HTMLobj-749/Monkey-_.txt"><img align="bottom" border="0" width="160" height="127" src="HTMLobj-749/guy_chicken1.jpg"></a>  </I></div> <div> <I>Oh sure. Walk to the sun. - </I></div> <div> <I>Guybrush </I></div> <div> <I> <a href="HTMLobj-751/Monkey-_.txt"><img align="bottom" border="0" width="47" height="39" src="HTMLobj-751/guyinfire.gif"></a>  </I></div> <div> <I>That's the second biggest monkey head I've ever seen! - </I></div> <div> <I>Guybrush</I></div> <div>  <a href="HTMLobj-753/Monkey-_.txt"><img align="bottom" border="0" width="71" height="190" src="HTMLobj-753/guybrush_monkey_island_EMI.gif"></a>  </div> <div> <I>Guybrush: I'm on a whole new adventure.</I></div> <div> <I>Bart: Growing a mustache?</I></div> <div> <I>Guybrush: No. Bigger than that.</I></div> <div> <I>Bart: A beard?!?</I></div> <div> <I> <a href="HTMLobj-756/Monkey-_.txt"><img align="bottom" border="0" width="320" height="145" src="HTMLobj-756/fire_and_mallows.jpg"></a>  </I></div> <div> <I>How much wood could a woodchuck </I></div> <div> <I>chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?</I></div> <bR> <div> <I>A woodchuck could chuck no amount of </I></div> <div> <I>wood since a woodchuck can't chuck wood.</I></div> <bR> <div> <I>But if a woodchuck could chuck and would chuck </I></div> <div> <I>some amount of wood, would a woodchuck chuck wood?</I></div> <bR> <div> <I>Even if a woodchuck could chuck wood, and even if a </I></div> <div> <I>woodchuck would chuck wood, should a woodchuck chuck wood?</I></div> <bR> <div> <I>A woodchuck should chuck if a woodchuck could </I></div> <div> <I>chuck wood, as long as a woodchuck would chuck wood.</I></div> <bR> <div> <I>Oh. Shut up.</I></div> <div> <I> <a href="HTMLobj-758/Monkey-_.txt"><img align="bottom" border="0" width="26" height="49" src="HTMLobj-758/woodsmith.gif"></a>  </I></div> <div> <I>Guybrush:</I><I> I had a feeling that in hell there would be mushrooms.</I></div> <div> <I> <a href="HTMLobj-766/Monkey-_.txt"><img align="bottom" border="0" width="31" height="49" src="HTMLobj-766/navigator.gif"></a>  </I></div> <div> <I>Guybrush:</I><I> Rubber tree.</I></div> <div> <I> <a href="HTMLobj-768/Monkey-_.txt"><img align="bottom" border="0" width="70" height="94" src="HTMLobj-768/navmov.gif"></a>  </I></div> <div> <I>Guybrush:</I><I> I do have this deadly-looking chicken. </I></div> <div> <I>Captain Smirk:</I><I> Yes, swinging a rubber chicken with a big metal pulley in it can be quite dangerous...BUT IT'S NOT A SWORD!!!</I></div> <div> <I> <a href="HTMLobj-760/Monkey-_.txt"><img align="bottom" border="0" width="320" height="144" src="HTMLobj-760/cptsmirkcloseup.gif"></a>  </I></div> <div> <I>Stan:</I><I> Is it one of those rubber chickens with a pulley in the middle? I already got one of those.</I><FONT SIZE="2" COLOR="#009900" FACE="Comic Sans MS" > </FONT></div> <div>  <a href="HTMLobj-772/Monkey-_.txt"><img align="bottom" border="0" width="31" height="59" src="HTMLobj-772/stanone.gif"></a>  </div> <div> <I>Guybrush:</I><I> Reminds me of a dollhouse I once had. I mean my SISTER once had.</I></div> <div> <I> <a href="HTMLobj-774/Monkey-_.txt"><img align="bottom" border="0" width="46" height="93" src="HTMLobj-774/guytalk.gif"></a>  </I></div> <div> <I>Guybrush:</I><I> She named her DOG Guybrush.</I></div> <div> <I>Gardener:</I><I> She says it's because he's dumb and helpless and keeps getting in the way.</I></div> <div> <I> <a href="HTMLobj-762/Monkey-_.txt"><img align="bottom" border="0" width="94" height="123" src="HTMLobj-762/gardener.gif"></a>  </I></div> <div> <I>Guybrush:</I><I> I have something to confess about your monocle. Dread stole it.</I></div> <bR> <div> <I>Herman:</I><I> If a tree falls in the forest and no-one is around to hear it...what colour is the tree? </I></div> <div> <I> <a href="HTMLobj-764/Monkey-_.txt"><img align="bottom" border="0" width="100" height="110" src="HTMLobj-764/Herman_Toothrot.gif"></a>  </I></div> <div> <I>Guybrush: I don't like styrofoam. It's bad for the environment.</I></div> <div> <I> <a href="HTMLobj-1208/Monkey-_.txt"><img align="bottom" border="0" width="65" height="95" src="HTMLobj-1208/drip.gif"></a>  </I></div> <div> <I>Guybrush: I'm confused by this strange urge to squander my wealth on immoral and dangerous vices.</I></div> <div> <I> <a href="HTMLobj-1216/Monkey-_.txt"><img align="bottom" border="0" width="63" height="114" src="HTMLobj-1216/guywait.gif"></a>  </I></div> <div> <I>Guybrush: Where did you buy that apron?</I></div> <div> <I>Rapp Scallion: Stans Previously Owned Restaurant Supply.</I></div> <div> <I> <a href="HTMLobj-1214/Monkey-_.txt"><img align="bottom" border="0" width="640" height="277" src="HTMLobj-1214/rapp_in_coffin.gif"></a>  </I></div> <div> <I>Guybrush: Nice wheel-o-death</I></div> <div> <I> <a href="HTMLobj-1218/Monkey-_.txt"><img align="bottom" border="0" width="113" height="85" src="HTMLobj-1218/sitting.jpg"></a>  </I></div> <div> <I>Guybrush: Death was so close I could smell his hairy armpits...</I></div> <div> <I> <a href="HTMLobj-1220/Monkey-_.txt"><img align="bottom" border="0" width="24" height="46" src="HTMLobj-1220/scaredsmall.gif"></a>  </I></div> <bR> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>