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I made it up) are between Joey the Fish, his allies vs Skyfox (creator of The Scumm Bar website), the Black Hand Organisation, The Indigo Army and their allies.</div> <bR> <div>  <a href="HTMLobj-653/Monkey-_.txt"><img align="bottom" border="0" width="290" height="120" src="HTMLobj-653/joey_the_fish.gif"></a>  </div> <div> This is Joey.</div> <bR> <div>  <a href="HTMLobj-1115/Monkey-_.txt"><img align="bottom" border="0" width="572" height="31" src="HTMLobj-1115/rulewire.gif"></a>  </div> <div> News</div> <div> <U>Fish Wars update</U></div> <div> <U>Posted 7th Jan 2002</U></div> <div> Please please please. I would really appreciate it if someone drew me a caricature of Skyfox. It is the only thing I need to complete the games production. So if YOU want to see this game finished DO something about it!</div> <bR> <div> <U>Fish Wars update</U></div> <div> <U>Posted 28th Dec 2001</U></div> <div> After long awaiting a caricature of Mort-Hog, I decided enough was enough. I have made my own and have completed that section of the game. Now I will continue production.</div> <bR> <div> <U>Philosophise... man!</U></div> <div> <U>Posted 4th Dec 2001</U></div> <div> I added a new page to commemorate an unforgetable experience that I experienced today. </div> <bR> <div> <U>Fish Wars Update</U></div> <div> <U>Posted 26th Oct 2001</U></div> <div> Today I have added two more levels to the game. I am still waiting for a caricature of Mort-Hog to come from Gabez before I can continue. Now I can definetely not continue production until I get it.</div> <bR> <div> <U>Vocabulary</U></div> <div> I've added a new section to the Joey the Fish section. As most of us know, a lot of Joey fans like to use interesting words while describing certain aspects. I have compiled a list of many words that could be used just for that!</div> <bR> <div> <U>Joey's Email</U></div> <div> After an attempt to contact Joey concerning the creation of my game. I got an email from the Black Hand. They told me that they can take Joeys emails so emailing him is useless. I was also threatened that I could only continue making the game if it does not insult them in any way.</div> <bR> <div> <U>Fish Wars Game</U></div> <div> I am making a game based on the Fish Wars. So far it has two levels, a boss level and three bonus levels. You have the choice of playing as me, Gabez Da Newt or Harry the Hamster. Enemies include Skyfox, Darth Mole and Mort-Hog.</div> <bR> <div> <U>Disappearance</U></div> <div> We all know that Joey has disappeared. Apparantly to a waitering job at some fancy restaurant. Research and rescue missions are underway by Gabez and GDE but to little avail (tell me if that word means what I think it means). We all hope he will return soon and continue to fight Skyfox.</div> <div>  <embed src="HTMLobj-136/Rock_1.mid" autostart="true" loop="true" width="145" height="70">  </div> </td> </tr></table></body>